Clean Your Room
Made by a 16 year old and it is better than Watchdogs
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cityandsky:

☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯

cityandsky:

☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯

yui-ikari:

He quit the fucking game.

Braden snagged 2 easy stars off Donkey Kong mini-games, beat me in a Dueling mini-game, and then came at me again maybe 2 turns later with another Duel and the smuggest intonation of “Rematch Donny?” I’ve ever heard.

Guess who won

yui-ikari:

dofer49 @babylon-15dl

spacewarswithmuchforce:

nah, fuck luigi

spacewarswithmuchforce:

nah, fuck luigi

blurds:

feathered-friends:

this-is-wild:

(via 500px / __ by Abdulrahman Al-Shehri)

Yellow-billed stork

why do you need the bald face, stork
what are you going to be sticking that beak in.  how deep are you expecting that beak to go
are you a glove puppet, stork?  or did you start out as a normal bird and then one day this face popped out of you like “snikt”
stork questions

blurds:

feathered-friends:

this-is-wild:

(via 500px / __ by Abdulrahman Al-Shehri)

Yellow-billed stork

why do you need the bald face, stork

what are you going to be sticking that beak in.  how deep are you expecting that beak to go

are you a glove puppet, stork?  or did you start out as a normal bird and then one day this face popped out of you like “snikt”

stork questions

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
You only say you're being triggered when you can't think of something to say back because you realise how piece of shirt you are. You're not autistic or have cancer you weeaboo trash.
Anonymous

orochimarukin:

Literally everything on here is false,
Yes I do get triggered easily (trigger warning!)
Yes I do have cancer
Yes I do have autism
Yes I can’t help it
But no I’m not a w*aboo and please don’t use this term, it’s ableist to those who are really into Japanese culture and more specifically, Japanese shows.